jokes

Now we are in the times of the "crisis jokes". 

"The crisis is worse than divorce: Half my assets are gone but my wife is still in the house!"

Or Ze Simão, a columnist of the folha de São Paulo came up with:  

a bolsa de valores agora se chama "pochete de valores". 

Here it is, after long, dark cold days very hot. In my car it showed 34C.